Sunday, September 27, 2020

WANTED POSTER HEADSHOT: A man with unkempt shoulder-length black hair, dark blue eyes, scruffy stubble beard, and triple-pierced ears-UNR

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WANTED: SALATHIEL "SAL" DESJARDINS

ALSO KNOWN AS: The Finger Gun Bandit, Magpie

WANTED FOR: burglary, grand theft auto, vandalism, driving under the influence, indecent exposure, aggravated assault, speeding, and even dining in a restaurant that is on fire.

WARNING: Possesses the power to fire bullets from his finger guns. Also has a flamboyant and terrible sense of fashion.

I imagined him as a fusion of young Nick Cave, Spike Spiegel, Mugen from Samurai Champloo, Norman Reedus, and Jigen from Lupin the 3rd.

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