Have Hideo Kojima develop a vague game with Norman Reedus's ass in it then fill the cast with other actors/actresses/directors like Mads Mikkelsen, Léa Seydoux, Margaret Qualley, Tommie Earl Jenkins, Troy Baker, Lindsay Wagner, Guillermo del Toro and Nicolas Winding Refn. You know like Call of Duty and several other games have done before but got criticized for it because it wasn't Hideo Kojima. Don't forget to promote the action title as really really 'deep' and 'genre' defining and 'taking video games to a whole new level' because people just eat that shit up when it's Hideo Kojima the same developer who brought us horses shitting in real time in Metal Gear Solid V.
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