Have you ever talked to Joe Averageguy on the street and asked him what comes to mind when he hears “leftie”? He’s probably gonna say something like this guy, known as “Carl the Cuck”.
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The most important part of a movement is the ability to attract new members, so why do we let people think of us as a pack of balding skinny-fat nu-males in their 20’s who won’t shut the fuck up about how Joe Averageguy grilling in his yard is oppression?
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You know what does attract new members? Looking cool and being cool, that’s what. You see this guy here? He’s got an air of confidence. These ladies here look like they’re fun to be around just look at them.
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You know what’s also hella cool? Motorcycles. The average bike gets 40+mpg, looks fuckin dope, and acts as a great conversation starter for poisoning the minds of everyone around you with whatever eccentric bullshit you have on your mind at the moment.
You’re gonna say “but Cleetus there’s cars that get gas mileage that good!”, to which I reply “yeah but they make you look like an LA soccer mom on her way to buy industrial quantities of quinoa and avocado after Pilates class”.
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You tell me dear stupidpol reader, would you rather be evangelized to about universal healthcare by Bill Coolguy or Eugene Betamale?
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TLDR: chrome plated leather wrapped homoeroticism is fuckin rad
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