Sunday, October 31, 2021

31 For 31-UNR

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Demons (1985): Have you ever wanted to watch a makeshift samurai on a dirtbike in a movie theatre killing zombie demons to 80s powerchord shitrock? Haven't we all?

The Kingdom (TV Series 1994–2022): Once upon a time Lars Von Trier made a tv show that was a cross between Twin Peaks and ER. He's working on the follow up right now. It's time to revisit the original.

Malignant (2021): This movie is bonkers. I hate it and love it at the same time. Individual response may vary.

Messiah of Evil (1973): Geoge Lucas married muses create a surreal fever dream of hopelessness. The grocery store scene has stayed with me. Criminally underaprreciated.

Deranged: Confessions of a Necrophile (1974): It was okay. Honestly found myself consistently distracted by the factual inconsistencies, (thanks LPOTL). Fred Armisen please GTFO.

Possessor (2020): My 'favorite' watch this year. Chalked up Cronenberg Jr. as a lesser-than ripoff of his father. I was wrong. He is standing on the shoulders of the Giant. Also, the plot is to kill Sean Bean. 'nuff said.

Torso (1973): Pitch perfect giallo. (not-so) Hidden Gem.

The Witch (2015): One of only 2 films I've seen before on this list. The best horror movie of the past 10 years (at least) (in my opinion). How could I not watch it again? "Dost thou wish to live deliciously?"

Nosferatu (1922): 2nd of 2 rewatches on the list. Imagery as haunting as ever but I have to admit I was disappointed in the end. Centuries old vamipre, THE proto-horror villain archetype, goes out like a little bitch.

Ghost Stories (2017): Didn't live up to my hype. It's scary but was personally let down by the rug pull ending.

Tourist Trap (1979): Chuck Connors. One especially nightmare inducing kill. Faceplant reveal more than made up for by the atmosphere and freeze frame ending.

V/H/S/94 (2021): I'd written off VHS after the last 2, but this was a pleasant surprise. 5 stories. 3/5 stars.

Possum (2018): Creepy subtle slow burn. Matthew Holness is one to keep an eye on. Probably better on stage.

Resident Evil VII (Video Game 2017): Maybe a cheat (?) but the closest I've come to being genuinely Scared by media in a long time. "Found footage" is so much more frightening when You are the defenseless one with the camera.

Vampyres (1974): Lipstick lesbian psychological spiral into erotica hell.

The Wolf House (2018): Stop action descent into the roots of evil and human suffering. Must be seen to believed. A study of elusive defilement that will follow you home. Not for everyone.

Pieces (1982): This is the slasher movie you've probably been missing your whole life. Gnarly end.

The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971): Satan bless the 70s. I discovered this year that there is an unholy tryptic encompassing the creation of folk horror. The Wicker Man (1973) is one but that's old hat.

The Flesh and the Fiends (1960): My highest recommendation of the year goes to this film. Youngster Donald Pleasence as the villain chews scenery like Pac-Man on crack as Grand Moff Tarkin waxes mad scientist poetic. Should be a classic.

One Cut of the Dead (2017) Fuck this movie. Heard a lot of good things about it but I needed the other shoe to drop. It never did. Hallmark card bullshit. I get why it's popular but not my cup of tea.

The City of the Dead (1960): Christopher Lee praises Satan. Decent.

Witchfinder General (1968): Vincent Price plays shitheel supreme. Tarantino ending worth the price of admission alone. 3rd of the unholy folk horror trifecta.

The Evil Eye/The Girl Who Knew Too Much (1963): Ascending Mario Bava executes top shelf pseudo Audrey Hepburn-ish/Hitchcock-ian thriller. Don't let the light tone fool ya.

The Day of the Beast (1995): Latinx (...) own the grime. Dated CGI aside, not just dark, this obsidian-shadow-of-a-black-hole comedy slaps harder than god's pimp hand.

Masters of Horror; Cigarette Burns (TV Series 2005): Yes, you've seen Carpenter's classsics a dozen times already. This is the one you're missing. Seriously. Norman Reedus is a cutie patootie.

The New York Ripper (1982): Lesser known (?) Lucio Fulcio in full sleaze slasher mode. Gnarly titty kills. QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK!

Doctor Sleep (2019): Mike Flanagan has an uncanny knack for recreating the written page on screen. Had me for 80% of it's runtime but stuck the landing worse than Julissa D'Anne Gomez.

Masters of Horror: Imprint (TV Series 2006): Relevantly provocative Takashi Miike. This is what happens when you give silenced river spirit abortions a voice. (P.S. if 8 hour the kingdom counts as 1 so do individual short films from Masters.)

The Ritual (2017): Derivative lost soul analysis and probably the best creature feature of the last decade.

Masters of Horror: Pick Me Up (TV Series 2006): Michael Moriarty's performance elevates. Brilliant premise. Otherwise fairly boilerplate in my opinion.

Terrified (2017): What if The Conjuring was actually shocking and intriguing? Of course Guillermo del Toro is in the process of making it palatable for Americans atm.

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Saturday, October 30, 2021

When you realize that the entire game is an advertisement for Ride with Norman Reedus-UNR

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Friday, October 29, 2021

Vote for Norman Reedus and TWD at the people’s choice awards-UNR

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Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Death Stranding (PC) - £11.99 with voucher @ Epic Games-UNR

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£11.99 - Epic Games

Decent low price for the game, via the £10 voucher at Epic Games - details here. NBP based on CDKeys

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Death Stranding PC Includes:**

  • Base game
  • "Selections from ‘the art of death stranding’” digital book (by titan books)
  • Ludens mask sunglasses (chiral gold and omnireflector)
  • Gold and silver power skeleton
  • Gold and silver all-terrain skeleton
  • Gold and silver armour plate lv2

MetaScore of 86

Description

From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience.

Sam Bridges must brave a world utterly transformed by the Death Stranding. Carrying the disconnected remnants of our future in his hands, he embarks on a journey to reconnect the shattered world one step at a time.

Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, Léa Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner.

Additional PC features include HIGH FRAME RATE, PHOTO MODE and ULTRA-WIDE MONITOR SUPPORT. Also includes cross-over content from Valve Corporation’s HALF-LIFE series.

Hope it helps someone.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Continuing the DCEU #5 Justice League Dark(show)-UNR

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My Slate

MAIN CAST

Colin Farrell as John Constantine

Kaya Scodelario as Zatanna

Norman Reedus as Deadman

Marion Cotillard as Madame Xanadu

Peter Dinklage as Bobo T Chimp/Detective Chimp

Andrew Lincoln as Jason Blood

Andy Serkis as Blight

Ian Mckellen as The Phantom Stranger

Clive Owen as Jim Corrigan/The Spectre

Pierce Brosnan as Kent Nelson/Doctor Fate

Finn Wolfhard as Klarion the Witch Boy

PLOT

The first season would be 6 episodes long and chronolog the JLD as they attempt to take down the Blight. The show would open with the Blight. In the comics Blight is from Earth 3 but because we aren't there yet the Blight actually comes from Klarion who only appears in the first episode to release the Blight. The Blight is all of humanity's evils put into an entity that uses host a host body in this case that'll be Chris Esperanza who just so happens to be a good friend of the Phantom Stranger's. Constantine would be on some shitty case in London when after running into Zatanna he encounters the Blight. They barely escape and Zatanna realizes that whatever this thing is they need to stop it Constantine on the other hand doesn't really care just yet and refuses to help Zatanna.

Zatanna then embarks on a search for sourcers and mystical heroes who could help the first one she goes to is Dr Fate who is not at the Tower of Fate for mysterious reasons. She then finds Madame X and Jason Blood who both agree to help her, she then finds deadman and finally through strange means she finds Detective Bobo T Chimp. The Blight sees something threatening it and summons them all along with John Constantine to New York where a fight occurs.

Seeing this firsthand Constantine reluctantly agrees to help Zatanna and the as he jokingly calls it "Magic Justice League". The show would then play out as any good show would until the final episode in whc=ich they confront the Blight which has grown increasingly powerful. The JLD is not alone however as Doctor Fate has arrived at the last minute to help the battle ends with the Blight nearly winning before The Phantom Stranger steps in to destroy it. There would also be an episode exploring each character's backstory(minus Zatanna) and this would be where The Spectre appears.

MID CREDITS

Klarion is still around and planning something

POST CREDITS ONE

Jason Blood becomes Etrigan

POST CREDITS TWO

The Phantom Stranger and Spectre walk on the rings of Saturn discussing how Corrigan wants to move on to the next life setting up for a certain someone to become the new Spectre.

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What I think PT and Silent Hills are (Roughly) About-UNR

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This isn't a detailed analysis or breakdown, just my idea of what the premise was for PT and going to possibly be for Silent Hills before it was cancelled.

In PT you play as Norman Reedus' character, and every time you move through the hallway you are traveling in a slightly different reality than your own: "Watch out, the gap in the door, it's a separate reality." The version of Norman Reedus you play is probably an overall decent, but troubled, character who might have (at most) become an alcoholic and abusive toward his wife when she had had an affair with her boss, and had his child. But the power of Silent Hill is transporting you and exposing you to alternate realities where your character does much worse things including murdering your wife and kids (the radio man talks about these murders). That murderer isn't you, it's an alternate reality version of you. ("The only me is me, are you sure the only you is you?")

I think in Silent Hills, the main antagonist was going to be an alternate reality version of your character, a much more evil and sinister version who ended up murdering his family. Maybe it would even manifest as a grotesque monster (kind of like Pyramid Head representing James' desire for punishment and guilt). I think your wife's ghost would haunt you as you enter different realities (like the ghosts of Walter's victims haunting you throughout SH4) and later on even the ghosts of your kids. The baby in the fridge and the fetus could represent the murder of your wife's illegitimate child. Basically, Silent Hills, like SH2, would delve into the consciousness of a troubled protagonist who is exposed to just how potentially evil he could have otherwise been and reveal to him his darkest thoughts in the form of horrible monstrosities. We won't ever know for sure, but it would have been a great experience regardless.

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Monday, October 25, 2021

What is it with Hideo Kojima and his obsession with norman reedus?-UNR

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